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Obsessive Compulsive v3.0

05/16/2010

Have you ever, whilst eating crackers from a box (such as the delicious nutrient-free Cheez-It snack crackers pictured above), had one cracker fall out of the bag yet still inside the box?  And if so, have you ever noticed that when that happens, no matter how many crackers you have in your hand, and no matter how many hundreds of crackers still remain in the bag, that that one cracker that has fallen down to the bottom of the box becomes the only thing that matters in this world? Armies may clash and fires may rage, but until that cracker has been retrieved from its dark and lonely abyss, nothing else is getting done by you? ‘Cause that happens to me once in a while.  Not today, mind you, but sometimes.

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. 05/17/2010 6:56 am

    “The grass is always greener/ where the dogs are shittin.” Soundgarden

    • mcliatt permalink*
      05/17/2010 1:21 pm

      I need to get me some Soundgarden.

  2. 06/18/2010 1:48 pm

    Happened every time you got me a box for my birthday…said cracker(s) retrieved and devoured.

  3. Anonymous permalink
    09/11/2011 2:26 pm

    What did you expect from a bunch of crackers always thinking outside the box?

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